Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Day 79: Oh Joyous Victory!

IT IS CONFIRMED! Miss Jane herself proclaims that she was never serious at all, it was an "art project!" It was all a sick joke to see how nasty anonymous internet chatter could get or something. Oh, and the message of it all, after saying "don't reach out to me" was "yes reach out to me." Also, she thought that no one would see her blog. About killing herself. On the internet. Like someone would stumble (c) upon it and say "I'm not telling anyone about this."

Anyway, this means, that....uh .... I winned! By default.

Now, all you TV types that wrote Jane letters wanting her to be on the TeeVee, that she so rudely refused I might add, just hear this: I am not above it. I will be on your show and keep this blog. I'll even be serious about the suicide part, as long as you pay me up front ;)

And we all know it was sadistic 24-broadcasting FOX who wrote to Jane.

Oh, and that comment from the last post, about finding me and kicking me with steel toed boots in my "sperm sac" - yeah - that was kind of uncalled for. But it doesn't mean it wasn't hilarious. God bless your sad little heart.

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