I have spent the last several days following the story of 90 day Jane, the fascinating girl who has stated that she will kill herself in 90 days. As I read her posts I fell into the pit of pointlessness of existence right along with Jane (which I didn't really mind - have you seen this girl?)
Anyway, being type A, I have to do the deed before she does. I just do. Thus, Jack's gonna "do it" in 80 days, meaning I will succeed 3 whole days before Jane.
Take that, Missy.
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I'm Going to Beat Jane by 3 Days!
80 Day Jack
About Me
I am going to beat Jane by 3 days. What else should i say? This blog is not a cry for help, but most definitely a cry for attention. It is a public record of my beating Jane to the finish line...of life. I'm not depressed, only horny for attention. As an atheist I feel life has no greater purpose than to be famous. My generation has had no great depression, no great war, and my biggest obstacle is making Jimmy Sim fall in love with Sandy Sim so that she can inherit all of his simoleons. God I love the sims. Wait, there is no God. Anyway, GAME OVER JANE! You've got some competition. Welcome to America.
1 comment:
You want to hope that no one gives you a Valentine's card - it's enough to send anyone over the edge. Then write about it in a whiney, attention seeking way. Like a massive prick.
I once received Christmas card. I self harmed for a month.
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